Complete challenges, earn points, and make a real impact on the environment
Knows what size carbon shoe you wear
Opened the ancient map of hidden recycling lore
Bartered like it's the Shire Flea Market
The ecosystem thanks you for breaking the silence
You liked it, so you should've put a leaf on it
Probably just messaged you
Can't stop talking about compost at parties
Granting green wishes one DM at a time
Rules the realm of referrals
Just left the Shire with a reusable cup
Carries a wand made of cardboard tubes
Always knows what bait to use for eco-activism
Found treasure in a pile of old Tupperware
Part dragon, part Facebook Marketplace admin
Sells only reused jewelry
Hasn't bought anything new since 2018
Reigns supreme in the secondhand kingdom
Finds deals greener than your kale smoothie
Shops only during moon cycles and zero-waste sales
Flies from cart to cart, pecking eco deals
Sees through fake eco marketing like Neo in the Matrix
No plastic survives their scroll